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Monty Callen
Toorak Gardens, Australia
CustOMER Since 2003

I was only born in 2002 so this is all pretty new to me. Hell, the internet's older than I am. The old man used to rave on about REMO and how they made the best T shirts. To me, all T shirts taste the same. I'm encouraged by REMO's return as his old shirts are looking a bit dodgey. Can I suggest a new design? I call it the "New Father Stripe" range of clothing. It's a T-shirt with a pattern that looks like a stripe of baby sick down the back, over each shoulder blade. That way, the old man can look fashionable and I can continue to regurgiate without guilt. Hell, it's just a thought at this stage. I'll get my lawyers to look into it.

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